Tuesday Things.

1. Everytime I order a salted caramel mocha frappuccino (or a sltcrmlmo frap, if you will), I giggle. Because honestly, everytime, it reminds me of that scene from You've Got Mail:

"The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what the hell they're doing or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee, but an absolutely defining sense of self: Tall! Decaf! Cappuccino!" 

And then I blush, because it's always the same barista who takes my order and I'm pretty sure at this point he's judging me by the amount of salted caramel I consume in a week.

And the giggling, of course.

2. Do you think my mom's trying to tell me something? 

The day the last white chocolate raspberry cheesecake cookie disappeared, these FIVE boxes of muffin mix appeared in the cupboard. "I'm just stocking up." <-- My mom.

So, you know, in case of a zombie apocalypse, cookies at my house?

3. Mohawk apples. It's a thing.

Literally! It's a type of apple.

4. Does anyone else watch Being Erica?

Get on this! This is one of my all-time favoritest shows and I feel like no one else has ever even heard of it. Also, Season 4 just started and I'm kind of flipping out because no one told me and I've been wasting my time watching Pan Am and Ringer.

 

I love this show because it always makes me want to get out there and live my life right. It makes me happy! It's about a thirty-something woman whose life hasn't turned out like she expected (been there). She's fired from her job, her relationships fall apart, none of her dreams came true, her family isn't perfect... until she meets Dr. Tom, a therapist who can send her back in time to fix all of her mistakes and regrets. Seriously. Watch this. I know. There's no vampires. But it's so worth it.

Unlike American Horror Story. I can't even deal.

5. This was the best cupcake of my life.

I'm not going to lie, I kind of wanted to use that frosting as moisturizer. 

6. My dad just emailed me from the living room. Real life.

7. And, most importantly, your Tuesday pep talk, sponsored by Pinterest.